UH OH: Now Apple’s Asking Punters If They Use Their MacBook Headphone Jack

 

Hey, remember when Apple decided to yank the headphone jack out of the iPhone 7, and everyone was super chill and fine with it and everything was cool calm and collected?

Yeah, same. 

Now, people are reporting that Apple‘s been releasing surveys with multiple questions asks exactly how often customers are using the headphone jack in their Macbooks. 

The iPhone 7 not having a headphone jack made people so crazy that some believed Apple was actually hiding it inside the phone () so they were encouraging others to DRILL HOLES INTO THEIR PHONES. 

Similarly to this madness, Mac users are now flippin’ their shit because they are dang adamant that Apple’s scoping their usage out to potentially yoink away their auxillary cords and very extremely wire-heavy headphones too.

People are screenshotting the survey and posting to Twitter in a wiry panic:

Apple just sent me a survey asking me if I use my headphone jack on my MacBook Pro laptop @audreynapoleon #OhNo

— DJ Phoenix (@DJPh03NiX) September 15, 2016

Interestingly enough, Apple sent me a survey today that seemed to mostly be about whether or not I use the headphone jack on my MacBook Pro.

— James Lamb / tvjames (@tvjames) September 15, 2016

That Apple market research survey asked a *suspicious* number of questions about how/how much I use the headphone jack on my MacBook Air

— Jessica Dennis (@jessicadennis) September 1, 2016

This is ~3rd different way I’ve answered this Q via Apple survey. MBP gonna lose #headphonejack too? #musicbiz pic.twitter.com/9HXC93NCz2

— Dan Masterson (@Dan_Masterson) September 14, 2016

@MacRumors pic.twitter.com/ly1xz6Biu7

— Blake A. (@mmodelmusic) September 15, 2016

APPLE. If you take my Macbook Pro headphone jack, we will have PROBLEMS. The kind A$AP Rocky can solve, because he’s in Samsung commercials.

— Leannda Cavalier (@LLCarey) September 15, 2016

Don’t you dare mess with the headphone jack on the MacBook, @Apple. Don’t even think about it.

— Dan Nazaruk (@dan_franciscoh) September 15, 2016

“Apple may kill the headphone jack on the MacBook Pro” there’s no limit to human stupidity

— Broke One (@brokeone) September 15, 2016

came home and half the genius bar was in my bedroom removing the headphone jack from my 2012 macbook

— i don’t have bones (@yeahsometimes) September 8, 2016

This is Apple rn:

Aaaaaaaaand this is us rn: