If you’re feeling like a born-again virgin thanks to your recent dry spell, blame your phone.
A v. trustworthy survey – by dating site Match.com – has revealed that single milennials are down with bumping uglies before the first date (more than any other generation), buttt they have standards when it comes to phones. It’s interesting, alright.
- 14% of singles don’t like a cracked screen.
- Android users are 15 x more likely to judge you negatively for using an iPhone.
- iPhone users are 21 x more likely to judge you negatively for having an Android (it is now clear which team you should play for)
- Women are 92% more likely to judge you negatively for not having an up-to-date phone (those with older models are 56% less likely to get a date in the year, and that’s a crook stat).
The rest of the survey doesn’t get much better either, with social media stalking before a date playing a huge part in what your date thinks of you. For example, singles are turned off by people too active on social media (50%) or people who complain on Facebook (58%).
Basically just put your phone in the bin so you can’t get judged. Actually, scrap that. We’re sure there’s some stat flying around where 92% of singles judge people who go on phone detoxes as well.
Can’t bloody win, can we.
Source: Match.com.
Photo: 30 Rock.
