At a time when human society is on a long downward spiral into devastation, the oceans are boiling and our political systems hang on a fragile thread, Shane Warne has decided to release a set of his own emojis.
His announcement video is something to behold:
— Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) September 11, 2016
There we go. Some nice emoji, some naughty ones. Here’s our predictions of what will make the cut:
- a dirty meat pie
- probably tits, hey
- a schooner
- dunno, a cricket ball maybe
Look, we’ll probably download it. Apparently, they’re launching in the ‘next few weeks’. Our fingers tremble in anticipation.