Shane Warne Is Releasing His Own Emojis Because God Has Abandoned Us

At a time when human society is on a long downward spiral into devastation, the oceans are boiling and our political systems hang on a fragile thread, Shane Warne has decided to release a set of his own emojis. 

His announcement video is something to behold:

There we go. Some nice emoji, some naughty ones. Here’s our predictions of what will make the cut:
  • a dirty meat pie
  • darts
  • probably tits, hey
  • a schooner
  • dunno, a cricket ball maybe
Look, we’ll probably download it. Apparently, they’re launching in the ‘next few weeks’. Our fingers tremble in anticipation.
Source: Twitter.