Some Genius Has Invented A Self-Driving Wheelie Bin, Which Is Also Me After 1 Savvy B

Ever woke up to the sound of the garbage truck speeding past and thought ‘fuck, the bins’? Maybe you haven’t. Either way, SmartCan, the self-driving wheelie bin, supposedly has your back.

The robot trash can has been lauded as the ultimate solution for lazy and forgetful people everywhere. According to its website, it’s a “plug-and-play motorised trashcan” that pairs with your phone. Once the dates and times have been locked in, the bin apparently goes to the curb unassisted.

It’s also worth noting that the inventor of these robot bins, Andrew Murray, is a fucking snacc. Bloody good on him and his genetics.

After Gizmodo shared the invention to Twitter, the internet naturally came forward with their many feelings.

This self-driving garbage can remembers to take the trash to the curb for you https://t.co/b3zzROcSfT pic.twitter.com/zrnL0WQCDh

— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) September 30, 2019

assumed a family of rats were helping navigate the base #jadedNY

— Nadia (@nadia_basil) September 30, 2019

1985: in year 2019 they're going to have flying cars!

2019: https://t.co/nLJbquQqBh

— Tim (@timmshady) September 30, 2019

great innovation for the three people who live somewhere that their garbage bin exists on the same level surface as where they have to take it out to https://t.co/M6gfncaddZ

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) September 30, 2019

Aaaaaaand then came the inevitable comments about the term “self-driving trash”. I mean, the joke really writes itself, doesn’t it? “Self-driving trash” now unashamedly exists on my Tinder profile, because I’m trying this new thing where I’m open and upfront about the real me.

me heading out for a good time https://t.co/6jGKHd4ax2

— darth’™ (@darth) September 30, 2019

Ex girlfriend waiting for her Uber

— Valor Club (@valor_club) September 30, 2019

Your ex-girlfriend probably feels the same about you, buddy.

Anyway, good evening to Andrew Murray and Andrew Murray alone.

Source: Gizmodo