Folks Are Already Posting Videos Of Themselves Dicking Around In ‘Red Dead 2’

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October 29, 2018

Red Dead 2 is officially out in the wild, folks, and the in-game content is hitting the internet faster than a skittish horse bolting from gunfire. As you’d expect, the absolute cream of these videos come from simply dicking around in the game’s enormous open world.

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Here are some of the best clips we’ve seen so far.

Patting the local dogs is one of the best things you can do in RDR2, but not all of the NPCs will take kindly to your behaviour.

Van Horn is the worst town in Red Dead 2.https://t.co/B6pCo8looX pic.twitter.com/kewByPz8UF

— BenJancazooie (@BenJanca) October 28, 2018

But if you’re a horrible person, you can be a real jerk to the animals.

Red Dead Redemption 2.
Caution: Be nice with animals. 😂 pic.twitter.com/XUc3mwK3oQ

— Majid(amiri)Sadr (@majidamirisadr) October 28, 2018

Although sometimes things happen by accident. I did the exact same thing and I still feel terrible about it.

I accidentally punched my horse.#RDR2 is a 13/10 game. ✌️ pic.twitter.com/EnemMrO6rx

— Charleyy Hodson 🏳️‍🌈 (@itsCharleyytho) October 27, 2018

But fuck getting mauled by a bear.

This was absolutely terrifying… #RDR2 pic.twitter.com/ovWZX5kOJM

— Stein (@steinekin) October 28, 2018

Others are more into the simple joys of dragging people around.

https://twitter.com/TheSanPlanet/status/1056671956358041600

You can’t deny how goddamn beautiful RDR2 looks. Some of the emerging screenshots are incredible.

https://twitter.com/nataliia513/status/1056607064678637568

I’m just going to leave this screenshot here. I’m speechless about Red Dead Redemption 2.#RDR2 #PS4share #PSBlog #PhotoMode #Rockstar pic.twitter.com/oExT20k4xj

— DP (@ItsDVP) October 28, 2018

Don’t even slow down It’s fine #RDR2 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/fweIoSe8mi

— Thomas M Pritchard (@Tompritch1101) October 28, 2018

RDR2 is just spectacular #PS4share pic.twitter.com/GoFRQS1KyD

— GuyyMann (@Mathias1181) October 28, 2018

There’s no sense of urgency in Red Dead 2. Half of my playtime is just hunting and telling my horse what a good boy he is. I absolutely love it. pic.twitter.com/UdKp3ByKNP

— Petri Levälahti (@Berduu) October 28, 2018

red dead 2 is a video game where you can take pictures of a cat for thirty minutes pic.twitter.com/dFk7uBvbrq

— 🐓 (@cigawette) October 28, 2018

Also, ALIENS?

WESH Y A DES OVNIS DANS RED DEAD 2 #PS4share https://t.co/1U7kSKCg49 pic.twitter.com/MTXTDJA2df

— Captain (@philncls) October 28, 2018

Folks are even getting legitimately sad if their horse dies.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is gonna be my GOTY
even if my lovely horse Adelaide died because
sometimes
videogames
break
and
that’s okay

you were a good horse
i’ll miss ya ol’ girl pic.twitter.com/nADx664ZeN

— Kiwo @MCM (@Kiwion) October 28, 2018

And this… I don’t even know how to preface this.

“A series of unfortunate events” #RDR2 pic.twitter.com/KyJ2vEh2OH

— Dom (@domvgt) October 28, 2018

I ended up naming my horse Big Boi, but others certainly did try to get, uh, creative.

Why Zelda is superior to RDR2 pic.twitter.com/ciw2BjObK6

— Gamer Blessing (@GamerBlessing) October 28, 2018

But there sure is a lot to observe around the place.

https://twitter.com/alhanouf_vq/status/1056693071163875328

Man this game is brutal. Poor dude was just mourning his friend and then… #RDR2 https://t.co/K6X65tynJA pic.twitter.com/WxQS2YSE8t

— Yan2295 (@Yan2295) October 28, 2018

So far, my favourite mission has been going to the Saloon with a friend and pressing B to yell LENNYYYYY over and over again. It’s a fucking hoot, folks, trust me.