If you thought fishing was for relaxing, I got some fucking news for you, buddy; IT’S NOT.
Fishing is EXTREME as shit and we got the goddamn trailer to prove it. Fishing Planet is one of the most realistic fishing simulators you can get and you better believe it will push you face into FLOOR. Think you can handle it? Watch the pummelling trailer below, BITCH.
AAAWWWWWWWWW SHIT. It’s got everything. HOOKS – check. RODS – check. FUCKING DUBSTEP / DJENT METAL CROSSOVER – CHECK AND MATE.
You think fishing IRL is intense? Take a goddamn hike. You have not experienced the emotion of THRILL until you’ve looked like this bloke.
Look at his face. You think he doesn’t wear that zip-up jacket to bed every night while he dreams of reeling in hundreds of huge-ass COD? Forgeddabowdit.
What do you get for your money? I’ll tell you. 12 scenic waterways – YEP. 70+ fish species – AFFIRMATIVE. THOUSANDS of tackle combinations – OOHHHH PISS YESS.
What about a complex fish AI system? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. These fish are onto your shit and they’re gonna avoid that rookie tackle combination like the freaking plague. They can smell your amateur bullshit and i’ll tell you that for free, champ.
Oh, and you know what else? The guy in the trailer has framed a picture of his prize catch and put it in his swanky New York apartment next to his laptop. He left it open so you can see that he’s playing the fucking stock market because he’s a high-flying business professional AND a fishing wizard. You think you’re better than him? He does shit, man.
If you think you have the stomach, you can buy Fishing Planet right now on Steam or on PS4 on August 29.
Become a fish master or die trying.
