As I was going about my regular business today, a good friend of mine sent me an image of a 3D printed Kirby with a human ass and it completely sideswiped me. How am I meant to get on with my day after I’ve witnessed this Leggy Kirby and his shapely rear?
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Look at those gams. So svelt atop that Smash Bros. pedestal. Something about the human toes is so unsettling but weirdly mesmerising. I can’t look away.
But let’s not forget the real prize here: Kirby’s impressively pert ass.
The beauty. The curves. The ASS. I will never be the same after today.
The great news is that you too can have your own Leggy Kirby if you have a 3D printer and an internet connection. I’ve never used such a device myself, but I’m told it’s remarkably easy. All you have to do is head to a site like this and download a blueprint of the model you wanna print, load it up in whatever software the printer uses and go for gold.
I’d imagine it’s a lot like printing a 2D image of Kirby’s ass, only it comes out 3D and the ink is plastic.
The machines aren’t as expensive as you’d think, either. You can pick one up for less than $300 these days. A small price to pay for the endless Kirby variants you could create and display in your home like this human-faced Kirby.
I love technology.
