Smashed Avo
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Why Café Avocados Are Always Perfectly Green & Yours Are Bruised As Shit
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Bernard Salt’s Done With Smashed Avo, Says Bali Holidays Are Making You Poor
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How Bernard Salt’s Own Readers Shoot Down His Smashed Avo “Satire” Defence
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The Best Places Around ’Straya To Piss Away Yr Life Savings On Smashed Avo
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Those Sweet Avo Hats We Joked About Yesterday Are Now Actually For Sale
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Melbs Cafés Are Giving Discounts On Smashed Avo So You Can Buy That House
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Give Smashed Avo-Hatin’ Boomers The Middle Finger W/ This Delightful Hat
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Here’s A Life-Making Hack To Ripen Any Rock-Hard Avocado In 10 Mins Flat
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The Avo Drought Is So Far Over That Wasteful ‘Avocado Shapes’ Are A Thing