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One Nation Has A Mysterious Candidate Running & Nobody On Earth Has Seen Her In Their Life
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Misinformation Troll Craig Kelly Has Been Appointed To Parliament’s Social Media Inquiry, FFS
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Squished Toad Clive Palmer May Run For Parliament Again & Dear Lord, Pls Make It Stop
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This Human Chiko Roll And His Dickhead Billionaire Mate Want You To Be Mad About Their Ads
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Deranged Turtle Joe Rogan Mistook An Aus Comedy Skit For ‘Propaganda’ & Shared It W/ 13M People
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Notorious Phone Spammer Craig Kelly Is Backing A Bill To Stop *Checks Notes* Unsolicited Texts
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There’s A Crowdfunding Campaign To Send Craig Kelly A Bag Of 1000 Dicks Because He’s A… Well
September 26, 2021
Conspiracy Nut Craig Kelly Is Facing A Legal Probe For Linking The TGA In His Spammy Texts
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August 31, 2021
Craig Kelly’s ‘Absolutely Not’ Sorry For Spamming Yr Phone With Those Weird Unsolicited Texts
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August 27, 2021
Suck Shit To Craig Kelly, Who’s Finally Been Banned From Facebook
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