YOU GUYS. I’ve been very busy today. I had to write a very overly analytical debrief of the Bachelor Australia drama and then I had to last-minute research for the latest AAMH podcast episode, but I’ve finally made it to the thing I most wanted to do. Shop online for bohemian clothes and frame it as a story about Woodstock’s 50th anniversary.

Yep, today is the anniversary of the OG Woodstock – not that weird 1999 one or the botched 2019 one (RIP). The bohemian festival that spawned eternal fashion trends and plenty of fucking assholes (me) dressing like they’re nomadic long-haired hippies living on busking cash on their way to Nimbin but actually they’re city-dwellers and have a lot of un-hippie wearable tech for some reason (hard me).

Anyway! Whatever! It’s Friday! I feel like shopping! This is an excuse! But also come raid my cart, especially if you love a bit of suede fringing and a cowboy boot. Guys I even shopped for you*

*shopped for my future imaginary boyfriend I’ll be forcing my dress sense upon.

ROLLA’S

Eastcoast Flare, $149.95

TREE OF LIFE

Vintage Dress, $79.95

ROLLA’S

Morrison Sherpa, $199.95

SPELL

Dahlia Tunic Dress, $239

AUGUSTE

Cottage Sunday Mini Dress, $159

ASOS

DESIGN Flares, $60

SPELL

Aurora Blouse, $199

WRANGLER

Spencer Chopped Cords, $149.95

GLASSONS

Puff Sleeve Crop, $39.99

TREE OF LIFE

San Gemini Dress, $75

WRANGLER

Miss Pamela Overalls, $179.95

GENERAL PANTS

Arvust Eli Jacket, $149.95

FREE PEOPLE

Jacey Mini Dress, $396.64

CHASING UNICORNS

Mystery Dance Kimono, $690

FREE PEOPLE

Eye Of The Wild Jacket, $337.44

FALLEN BROKEN STREET

The Bromley Hat, $149.95

SPORTSGIRL

Mini Paisley Blouse, $79.95

ARNHEM

Amelie Bells, $149

ASOS

DESIGN Shirt, $56
Image: Wrangler Australia