Weird question guys. Who here would like a free toy depicting an anthropomorphic joint smoking a banana? Scrap that. Who wouldn’t want a free toy depicting an anthropomorphic joint smoking a banana? No one, that’s who, weirdo. If there’s one thing that everyone’s life needs more of it’s anthropomorphic joints smoking bananas. That, and things that are free. Thankfully you can appease both your desire for weird designer toys AND snaffling free product at PAM’s first ever Sydney sale, which, aside from offering heavily discounted wares from Cosmic Wonder, Bernhard Wilhelm, BBC, Pop! Eyes and PAM’s own label (obvs), is giving the first 20 Pedestrian readers to say “Manana Banana” as they walk through the door a free designer toy depicting an anthropomorphic joint smoking a banana. See? I was going somewhere with that.
Seeing as you were going to check out the sale anyway we thought we’d reward the early birds and expose closet stoners. Here’s what the googly-eyed little guy, an original PAM Toy from the archives, looks like.