People have racked up off some pretty cooked surfaces, to my knowledge.
In Australian clubs you probs do it all hush-hush off a toilet seat while simultaneously flushing for a solid muffle. In South American hostels you probs do it off multiple body parts. But in English palaces? Well, fellow commoners, you get fkn regal about it and do it off swords.
Legit. A video of one of the Queen’s Guard Major James Coleby snorting a white substance off a ceremonial sword in Westminster‘s St James’ Palace has surfaced, and it’s a bloody doozy.
Another guard, 27-year-old Captain Alex Richie, can also be seen chopping and prepping the fat line with what looks like a credit card (it is not yet confirmed whether or not the powder in question was cocaine, but for the sake of the rest of this article let’s use coke-associated terms, yeah?), while a third person filmed the whole shenanigan.
It is believed that the 30-sec clip was recorded by Lieutenant Charles McLean, who accidentally posted it to a messaging service for personnel. Oh boy. How people fuck up so royally, we do not know. An investigation is now being launched by the Ministry of Defence which will look into all three guards.
Pls, just watch:
“How much? Two inches? You want two inches of that?”
“If you get rid of that I’ll be mightily impressed.”
“No, don’t do it, for the love of God!”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, INDEED.
Coleby, the 41-year-old whose nostrils were flaring for the rack, was overseeing 15 men who were on that same shift as the most senior staff member on duty. Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice also live under the very same roof, but were luckily not home for the snowstorm.
If it helps you to try and comprehend the sitch, apparently it was ahead of a 13-hour shift.
We hear coffee’s pretty good at sorting that shit out, though, but each to their own.
Source: Yahoo.
Photo: YouTube.
