WATCH: Lazy Genius Seal Hitches Ride Into Melbourne On The Front Of A Ship

Look, if I’m being honest, I’m not sure what more you can about this: it’s a video of an extremely cool seal hitching a ride on the bow of a ship.
Who among us hasn’t gotten sick and tired of travelling long distances in the water using nothing but our flippers and decided “Fuck it, I’m going to jump up on the bulbous bow (real term) of a nearby boat.“? I know I have.
The seal was spotted when the ship arrived in Melbourne yesterday, accompanied by one surprisingly furry passenger as it headed up the Yarra River.
Please look at this video of my friend and yours, this lazy ass seal:
Photo and source: Channel 7.