Even though it’s Karmic suicide and potentially career ending (hello Winona Ryder) shoplifting is totally bad ass. But only if you’re between the ages of 6 and 12 and only if you’re stealing from a Casino. Other than fictitious heist heroes and little kids no one should be shoplifting.

Especially well paid models who get free clothes anyway and especially if the shoplifting is staged for the purposes of a fairly boring black and white film that doesn’t really go anywhere but is worth posting because the Director, Karl Lagerfeld, is the world’s most famous fashion designer but potentially its worst filmmaker.

Click play below and that convoluted jumble of words above will all make sense.