Here’s something we can all agree on: the best thing about beer is the way it smells.

Thankfully, the folks at Carlton & United Breweries have realised Australians certainly aren’t buying piss for its taste alone.

Enter Thirst. A Scent by VB, a new fragrance designed to give folks all of the benefits of beer, without the hassle of actually drinking it.

Described as a waft of bitter citrus notes underscored by the familiar air of Australian Super Pride hops, Thirst promises the ambiance of that 5.30pm pour in aerosol form. How lovely.

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VB’s marketing has long pivoted on the idea that beer is a delightful liquid treat to cap off a day’s labour, but Thirst changes that.

The fragrance is aimed squarely at people like me, whose ‘real’ job consists of sitting in a dark room and pressing buttons in the correct order, and dads, who will be stinging for a usable novelty gift come Father’s Day.

Considering the bottle’s familiar stubby form and its reasonable price tag, you might be inclined to pick up a bottle from Chemist Warehouse.

Just be sure to avoid the bottle-o on the way home, as we’ve apparently moved past the need for beer itself.

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