It’s easy enough to say life would be better if utter gronks never two-timed their partners, but if that were the case, we wouldn’t be able to vicariously enjoy this latest offering of totally ridiculous drama.
An Floridian Twitter user and one-time Uber driver has gone wildly viral after her alleged tale of love, lust, and lost luggage emerged on the site. The woman, who only identified herself as Bree, kicked the yarn off thusly:
So I drive for uber why I just pick this girl up and drop her off to a dick appointment and the dick appointment was my mans house ??
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
I even let her use the aux cord
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
YUP.
My man told me he was going to ny to see his mom she’s in the hospital he had luggage packed an everything I stayed with him the night befor
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
We parted ways earlier this morning from his apartment he got in his car I got in mine he drove off like he was going to the airport
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
@Msixelaa fast forward to an hour ago I pick a girl up at the airport she puts the apartment complex in the gps she said she’s here to visit
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Her boyfriend and shes so excited She hasn’t seen him in forever blah blah blah I’m relating I’m like yeah my man just left out of town
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She put the apartment complex address not the actual apartment number …… PLEASEEEE SHUTUP OMG
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
We in the car and we just riding she telling me about herself I let her help herself to my dam water In my backseat
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She was playing music about love that was relating to my dam man the whole time and my dum ass in the car like yasssssss pic.twitter.com/EmJXzJ3ami
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Anyways fast forward to us pulling up to the gate at the apartment complex I’m like my boyfriend lives out here
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She’s getting the apartment building number while I’m saying this via txt I drive to the gate that’s open even though it’s a exit
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
She’s like ok I got the number at this point I’m like ok we counting the building numbers down as we are riding through the buildings
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
my stomach starts to drop as we get closer to a familiar building and I see his car outside at this point I’m like pic.twitter.com/c2umQeYxco
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
(We almost let out an “oh, hell yeah” at this point.)
Girl I was burning up in side when she said “I think this is it right here this is his car??” https://t.co/57lcxnFGut
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
His ass come out the house ready to assist with luggage AND THE DEVIL ROSE UP OUT OF ME LIKE ARE YOU DEAD ASS RIGHT NOW he runs
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
HERE WE GO.
His dum ass couldn’t eat me to the door before I started beating his ass he was gone leave her outside with me too lol sad
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
anyways this is the reason I now have new luggage
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
As I’m hitting him I guess the nurturing women ig her decided to protect “our mAn” and she tries HITS me BITTTTTTTTTCCHHHH
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
bitch not even knowing her luggage still in the car ?? she willing to wear the same outfit for god knows how long to protect her man
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Of course, at this point, the other woman would’ve had precisely zero idea of what was happening, making the whole thing that much wilder.
At the point where shit hits me my anger became towards her she don’t even know what’s going on so I turn on her
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
His ass just seemed like he was protecting her when trying to break it up and I’m his girl ain’t that crazy she talking crazy at this point
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
@Msixelaa he hold her back but I guess he forgot arms extend I’m tired at this point so I start luring the fight towards my car and ease
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
in the seat as I’m getting in the car she charged at me again couldn’t get to me she kicks my car this nigga yelling telling me to leave
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
At this point my heart hurts I’m tired I can’t fight no more so I’m calling my friends jazz and deneka and I’m hysterical
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
My navigation telling me to turn around forgot to end the ride ??
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
One minor detail, though.
It dawned on me when I was tweeting the first tweet to tell the story the luggage was in my car ??
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
We’re going to go ahead and relay the aftermath to you.
The dude? He sent a shitload of pissed off messages, seemingly oblivious to the fact he just spectacularly blew it.
Boredom makes you fly people out wow I can’t wait until somebody on Twitter is bored in punta Cana #nowweold pic.twitter.com/6iYpBnsIy0
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
I don’t got time today pic.twitter.com/MFqRGEBKlF
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
The luggage? Well, speaking to Complex, Bree said the side-chick called the cops, and “there is a police report filed.
“So, what I told them, ’cause she has no proof that I have her things, was “I do believe somebody left something in my car when they came to my job,” and it was a bag.“A trash bag, basically, is what I gave them. Her luggage—what luggage?”
YES she got her things back no I DO not HAVE HER LUGGAGE she called the police ?? pic.twitter.com/xtWNQK1anG
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 29, 2017
As for her ties with Uber, Bree claims she was only on her second day of a trial, and since the other woman legitimately left a complaint with the ride-sharing overlords, it would have been too difficult to defend herself. So, she ain’t driving for them any more.
I can be calm and malicious I don’t have to act how I feel LISTEN ITS AN ART !!!!! I’ve been trained in Fuck boy academy I know what to do
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
By the way I am single now ??
— Msixelaa (@Msixelaa) March 27, 2017
Source: @Msixelaa / Twitter / Complex.
