Uber Driver Shares Fkd Tale Of Driving Her BF’s Side Chick To His Apartment

It’s easy enough to say life would be better if utter gronks never two-timed their partners, but if that were the case, we wouldn’t be able to vicariously enjoy this latest offering of totally ridiculous drama. 

An Floridian Twitter user and one-time Uber driver has gone wildly viral after her alleged tale of love, lust, and lost luggage emerged on the site. The woman, who only identified herself as Bree, kicked the yarn off thusly:


You may be able to tell where this story is going at this point, but trust us, it’s still worth following in its entirety. Preferably with your hand over your mouth in near-disbelief, as you relish the shadiness of it all.

(We almost let out an “oh, hell yeah” at this point.)


Of course, at this point, the other woman would’ve had precisely zero idea of what was happening, making the whole thing that much wilder.

One minor detail, though.

We’re going to go ahead and relay the aftermath to you.

The dude? He sent a shitload of pissed off messages, seemingly oblivious to the fact he just spectacularly blew it.

The luggage? Well, speaking to Complex, Bree said the side-chick called the cops, and “there is a police report filed.

“So, what I told them, ’cause she has no proof that I have her things, was “I do believe somebody left something in my car when they came to my job,” and it was a bag.

“A trash bag, basically, is what I gave them. Her luggage—what luggage?”

As for her ties with Uber, Bree claims she was only on her second day of a trial, and since the other woman legitimately left a complaint with the ride-sharing overlords, it would have been too difficult to defend herself. So, she ain’t driving for them any more.

Bree also reckons it’s not that weird she didn’t immediately recognise her boyfriend’s address when accepting the fare, and stacks of other users claim they too know their destinations by sight, not by number. Whatever works, we guess. 
Until next time, #UberBae.

Source: @Msixelaa / Twitter / Complex.