Well, today’s effort at ramming through his gutting of healthcare didn’t go so well, so Trump is mounting the kind of mature response we expect from a leader: he’s sitting in a truck in the White House driveway and pretending to drive it. The evidence that he is in fact a huge, misshapen toddler is mounting, folks.
As health care vote gets scrapped for tonight, here’s Trump in a big rig on the White House driveway honking the horn & pretending to drive pic.twitter.com/vTkNnJkrrc
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) March 23, 2017
The pics of the event are… truly, truly something:
— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) March 23, 2017
I mean, bouncing around in the seat of a truck like an excited eight year old and going beep beep is extremely strong evidence that Trump loves trucks. But in case you aren’t fully convinced that this big boy loves his trucks, I direct your gaze to Exhibit B: the fact that he is wearing a button that literally says ‘I <3 Trucks’
Wait a minute… enhance… enhance…
My God. My God. This big boy loves his big boy trucks.
Of course, it took somewhere in the vicinity of three seconds for the internet to go wild over Trump being 10 years old in the cabin of a truck:
me, outside: Lol Trump sat in the big truck and honked the horn what a baby
me, inside: i want to sit in the big truck and honk the horn
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) March 23, 2017
The big boy president is in a truck, beep beep https://t.co/VhP1o2Z7TF
— Barry Petchesky (@barry) March 23, 2017
**Ludacris’ Move B*tch plays nearly inaudibly in the background as the truck remains static** pic.twitter.com/LgFcBYLc3s
— Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails) March 23, 2017
TRUMP: GET OFF MY PLANE
AIDE: Sir you’re driving a UPS truck pic.twitter.com/Gwd1TONG3Q
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) March 23, 2017
Again, Donald, your healthcare bill is currently collapsing.