There’s A Goddamn 1.8M Python In This Photo & Australia Is Fkd, Hey

 
AUSTRALIA, WHYYYYYYYYYY. 
The ‘Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers 24/7′ Facebook page has posted an extremely distressing photo to their page, which shows a 1.8 metre-long Carpet Python in some unlucky Queenslander‘s backyard. 
Ready to see this? Nope, but here we go:
Oh… wait. Hang on. Shit. Where’s the snake? 
THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S FUCKING HIDING. IT’S IN THE PICTURE. IT’S PROBABLY LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT GODDAMN NOW. 
If you want to know where the snek is, then scroll down past all these cool snake gifs, and we’ll tell you. 
The goddamn snake, which we will remind you is ONE POINT EIGHT METRES LONG, is in the top middle pot. You can see his green skin wrapped up all cosy round the plant. 
Cheeky snek. 

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