The Internet’s New Obsession Is This Chick’s Fierce High-Heeled Cock Block

Have you recovered from #SaltBae? You have? Good. Because there’s another #Bae ’bout to take over your feed: #BootBae.

The Nigerian Student Association at the University of Houston, in Texas, last night held its annual Date Auction – where dates with cute guys and gals who put themselves forward are auctioned off to raise much-needed scholarship money – and a student named Jordan walked the runway.

As she made her way down the runway, making eyes at a guy in the front row, said guy’s girlfriend STUCK HER FOOT OUT to block Jordan from going anywhere near her business. 

Making the whole scene even more delicious is the *fierce* pair of knee-high, red velvet boots she was wearing.

Here’s the moment that’s already inspiring 1,000,000 memes.

The Internet’s already having a field day with #BootBae, because Internet.

“If she wanted her…why was the trajectory of her walk aimed at his dick…?”

– me after a 5th viewing of #BootBae pic.twitter.com/Y4xTB2veu0

— …therefore, I am. (@Diokpa_Uche) February 22, 2017

Any woman that has the instinct to stop a chick in mid stride with her foot is an assassin fam #bootbae pic.twitter.com/f5xZRO0ZHJ

— Gandy (@g_dynamo) February 22, 2017

my question is why is #bootbae man wearing one of Cosby’s sweaters pic.twitter.com/DxoongSpux

— L Castro (@lilianacr11) February 22, 2017

#bootbae
He giving her the “don’t come over here . . . we don’t know each other” look pic.twitter.com/8fCipOZzlx

— ? (@Uknomee) February 22, 2017

#bootbae had her like…. pic.twitter.com/StrrwjU2dz

— Blind Thoughts (@B__Educated) February 22, 2017

I don’t care what anyone says, #bootbae‘s boots are cute and I’m gonna get me a pair. pic.twitter.com/P6leUxdjjX

— catherine? (@itsssCat) February 22, 2017

Source and photo: Twitter/@JordanOhhMyy.