The Gender of Kimye’s Famous Baby Has Been Revealed

Much to the surprise of its inexplicably famous host vessel who definitely forgot there was an actual human baby smushed all up inside her bits, the prenatally famous scion of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, also known as The Kimye Baby, has a gender. 

That gender is ‘gurrrl.’
An anonymous source who definitely exists [KRIS JENNER] and is reportedly close to the pregnant human being who did a sex with a rapper that one time revealed to US Weekly that the couple are supposed to be “over the moon! Kanye always wanted a girl;” it’ll be great for ratings, naming rights and cute bébé fashions in leather, croc and mink. 
The Kimye Baby, KimyE!™, is predicted by many to be home-schooled, less hot version of other famous baby Blue Ivy Carter-Knowles and will enter into its first endorsement contract with grand-momager [“But don’t you think we could be sisters, Kim? Tell everyone we’re sisters! It’ll be fun, promise!”] Kris when it’s snatched from the shiny cavity of Kimberly’s Womb in July and thrust headfirst from its best angle into the glittering tragicomic illusion of its life.
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