This might be one to forward to the good folk at Snopes, to be honest.
Back in April, an extremely unlucky tradie reared his head on the Kyle and Jackie O Show to discuss the shame of copping a spider bite to the donger at his worksite. He was unlucky enough to be sitting on the loo when a redback – not the least lethal arachnid out – chomped him on the dingus.
Now he’s back on the show with a second claim – he says he’s been bitten on the dick again. Now this is where I put my foot down. I’m sure it’s feasible… but it’s a big stretch, you know?
“This is the first time I’ve used one [portaloo] since then,” Jordan told the duo.
“It just got freshly cleaned out and it had this little crevasse underneath the actual bowl so I couldn’t lift it up to check,” he said, “I thought I was safe and then obviously not”.
“I did walk out this time and I tried to get someone over to have a look but by the time they got there the spider had retracted back into the hole”.
“This is one is a bit sorer,” Jordan continued. “it seems like it got a better shot at it this time.”
Someone get the Mythbusters up in this, to be quite honest. No loving God would allow someone to be bitten on the penis twice by two different spiders.
So either there’s no God, or this didn’t happen. I refuse to believe both.
Source: News.com.au.
Photo: Kyle and Jackie O.
