Y-O-W-Z-A.
A New South Wales bloke has aired all his laundry, both dirty and clean, along with all his personal belongings in a local housemate finder group on Facebook.
The guy, Daniel Khan, got his heart smushed into smithereens sometime in the recent past, and now he wants all his belongings gone.
How does one do this? He decided to post in the private Facebook group, ‘Inner West Housemates (Newtown, Enmore, Marrickville etc)’.
He listed each item for sale one by one, and explained how it was integral to the relationship and consequently why he wants it the flippin’ hell out of his life.
The post reads,
“BREAK UP SALE!Come profit off my heartbreak!I’m moving and everything must go as it reminds me of her!”
See the post below:
“Bed we fought and smiled on” – Yeesh, brutal.“Kitchen aid pot set she liked the colour of” – Oh man.“Ikea mirror she’d put her makeup on” – Fucking hell, my heart.“Sofa we cried on” – CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
What a badass motherfucker though – the post is smackdown and a half. It’s one of the most brutally honest depictions of a bad break up we’ve possibly ever seen.
Hope U OK Daniel. Break ups suck at the best of times, but daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Let’s hug it out man.
Source: Facebook.
