A Bunch Of Tiny Sunnies That’ll Do Literally Nothing But Make You Look Cool

When it comes to sunglasses for spring/summer 17/18, there is no such thing as “too tiny”. In fact, everyone’s on the hunt for the narrowest, teensiest frames they can possibly find.

Stupid? Yes. Sunglasses are designed to shield your eyes from UV rays and the glare of that big burning ball in the sky, so wearing miniscule ones defeats literally any practical purpose. They are stupid dumb babies sunglasses. Like when you put on actual babies sunglasses as a joke. But real life.

Ugh, but they’re extremely ~hot right now~. Sorry, I’m just here to tell you the truth. It may not be the truth we want, but it’s the truth you need right now if you want to be accepted into mainstream coolness and also follow the crowd like a very dumb sheep.

I kid, I kid. Trends are fun, wear what you want etc etc. No judgement here mates, I already own two pairs.

Here’s our pick of stupidly small sunnies, from the pricey and painfully cool celeb-worn ones, to cheaper ops for those of you who can’t commit.

SPORTSGIRL GIGI SUNGLASSES

Sportsgirl Gigi Red Sunglasses, $39.95

POPPY LISSMAN LE SKINNY SUNGLASSES

Poppy Lissman @ Tuchuzy Le Skinny Sunglasses, $115

GLASSONS PETITE OVAL SUNGLASSES

Glassons Petite Oval Sunglasses, $29.99

LE SPECS X ADAM SELMAN THE LAST LOLITA SUNGLASSES

Le Specs X Adam Selman @ Net-A-Porter The Last Lolita Sunglasses, $103.68

ROBERI & FRAUD BETTY SUNGLASSES

Roberi & Fraud @ Harvey Nichols Betty Sunglasses, $351.18

RUBI NARRAH SHORT FRAME CATEYE

Rubi Narrah Short Frame Cat Eye, $19.95

 

ASOS 90S OVAL METAL SUNGLASSES

ASOS 90s Oval Metal Sunglasses, $24

 

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