Shane Warne Postpones His Tell-All Live Tour “Warney Uncut”, Nation Mourns

Terrible news, everyone: Shane Warne‘s planned tea-spilling “Warney Uncut” tour has been postponed indefinitely, just weeks before it was due to start. 

In an Instagram post this afternoon, Warney himself revealed that an overseas publishing company has bought the rights to his autobiography, and is pushing back the tour dates to coincide with its release.

SEL and I have announced today that with regret “Warney Uncut” has had to be postponed. The reason being that subsequent to announcing the shows one of the worlds major publishing houses has entered into an agreement for the rights to my autobiography. The publishing house wants to co-ordinate the book, Tv etc etc. I’m very thankful to all of you who bought tickets to the shows & supported me. I hope you’re excited like I am re my autobiography & apologies again re Warney uncut, you will all get a full refund. Look forward to seeing you all soon Shane x

A post shared by Shane Warne (@shanewarne23) on Apr 13, 2017 at 2:06am PDT

To which we say: booo, Warney! You promised us your side of the story! You promised a real-life glimpse of that famous Advanced Hair! You promised us the world!

Alright, maybe not the world. But a bloody good yarn at least. 

Everyone who’s already bought a ticket will have the not-insubstantial fee refunded. I guess all we can do now is wait.

At least we’ve got good company in the Warney fan club: looks like the mayor of Melbourne is just as crushed as we are.

No! My life is on hold till Uncut Warney!! @ShaneWarne https://t.co/nNdL8uqAVQ

— Robert Doyle (@LordMayorMelb) April 13, 2017