Rock Up to This Melbs Store In Your Reg Grundies & You’ll Score Free Jeans

Hey! You know what’s always a good fucking time? Free shit. Especially free shit that’ll usually set you back a stack of hard-earned cash. So here’s a real, REAL good time – you can cop some free jeans at Service Store in Prahran, if you turn up in your undies.

There are, of course, some prerequisites. You have to wear undies – none of this flying free in the wind commando business.o one wants to see your privates on Chapel St, my friends. You cannot wear anything OVER your undies. The point is you’re in your undies.

You also have to be one of the first 100 people at the door. And finally, you have to sign up to the Service Store mailing list on the day. Not too shabby for some free pants, imo.

It’s all going down this Saturday, 5th May. The Prahran Service Store is a pop up at 207 Chapel St, and yes – this is the only store in Australia this little caper will work at.

Doors open at 11am, and my suggestion would be getting there WELL before that time. Service Store stocks Neuw, Rollas and Abrand, all primo denim labels – so this’ll be a hot potato of an event, mates. Head to the FB event here, if you like.

Damn do I wish I was Melbourne based rn.