When you clocked Kim Kardashian‘s NSFW selfie, were you overcome with the inexplicable urge to buy a black bandeau so you could recreate her lewk? No? Oh. Right. Must just be EVERY OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD.
Next week, on ‘Shit People Do In The Name Of Fashion’: the world sees a 500% spike in nude arm-look tees as people flock to recreate Kim’s *other* nude photo.