Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is In Australia, Ripe For The Stalking

Na’vi-born supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whitely arrived in Australia from Pandora yesterday totally naked but for all the clothes she was wearing, accessorised with thinly-veiled disdain for people whose job it is to document in painstaking detail the arrival of Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Australia.
‘What kind of detail?’ you ask implicitly by clicking on this link. According to a fastidious report in today’s Telegraph, Huntington-Whitely wore numerous items of clothing – a hat, pants, sunglasses, a wack cardigan, a red Gucci bag, a thin chain linking her ring to her wrist reminding her that she’s a prisoner of her own celebrity for life, without bail – none of which did anything to disguise the unimpeachable fact that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in Australia. 
Rosie Huntington-Whitely, lover of batting-well-above-his-average stuntman Jason Statham, was soon rerouted to Hayman Island via Bankstown airport, where she’s shooting a campaign and hosting a dinner for ModelCo celebrating the arrival of Rosie-Huntington Whitely, in Australia.
Now you know everything there is to know about Rosie Huntington-Whitely during the brief period that she’s been in Australia so far. 

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