Prepare For The Impending Sriracha Apocalypse


In terrible news for those who love the cock as much as we do (everyone), the legendary hot sauce, gateway to flavour country and best friend to lazy cooks everywhere, Sriracha, may briefly cease production after the residents self-centered cry babies who live near the Irwindale, California plant where the hot sauce is produced and who care little for the satisfaction of your taste buds filed a suit to have it shuttered due to an alleged toxic fume cloud which is “burning” the “eyes” of their children. Sure.

Residents complained of “burning eyes, irritated throats and headaches” (deal with it) believed to have been caused by the “powerful, painful odor that the city says appears to be emanating from the factory during production.”

David Tran, CEO and founder of parent company Huy Fong Foods, has since addressed the issue telling the LA Times to expect a price rise if court orders to halt production are successful, a move which in essence transfers the whole burning eyes situation to the rest of the human population.  

We hope you’re happy, Irwingdale.
 

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