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It’s a Friday, and do you know what that means? You deserve to treat yourself to a pair of new shoes.

Well, if you’re in the market for a new pair of sneakers or boots to bust a move in this weekend, you’re in luck because Platypus Shoes is having a massive sale. Like… huge.

Like, alert the group chat sorta huge.

Basically, they’re having a further 30% off all of their sale stock, which sounds like absolutely nothing. As a certified cheap bitch, I quite literally don’t get out of bed for anything less than 40% off, but because this stuff is already on sale it’s actually extremely good value.

Depending on the style you have in mind, you can cop up to 84% off a pair of kicks, which is the sort of deal I would die for, if I’m being honest.

Obviously, it’s worth noting that its all sale stock, which means that sizes and styles are limited. But what the heck else are you doing with your Friday night? Why not peruse through the pages of the website to pick up a sweet discount?

You can literally cop a pair of Vans or Converses for less than $30, which is absolute madness if you ask me. Stans Smiths? $62, mates. It’s madness! I’m losing my mind.

Or, if you’ve been eyeing off something more pricey like a pair of Doc Martens that you just can’t justify spending $300+, now’s your chance to pick them up with a huge discount.

Here, take a squiz at some of the stuff they’re flogging for stupid cheap:

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ADIDAS – WOMENS SLEEK SUPER – $62.99

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TEVA – WOMENS FLATFORM UNIVERSAL – $34.99

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VANS – VANS SPORT – $34.99

DR MARTENS – 1460 MONO SUEDE – $83.99

Personally, I hate the idea of buying shoes online because I can never find a pair that actually fit me, but if you’re in the same boat you’re in luck because Platypus has a virtual sales staff that essentially replicate the in-store experience.

No, not the annoying customer service bots, but actual humans who will answer your dumb questions like “I’m a size 5 in Converses but I don’t know what size I am in Vans” and you don’t even have to see them IRL and feel like an idiot for not knowing! GENIUS, I know.

You can either spam the live chat, or you can give them a call on 1800 820 851 if you’d rather have a sneakily little gasbag on the phone.