Non-Existent Girl Voted #69 on Maxim’s Hot 100

It’s a pretty sad day when people deserving of prestigious titles* such as making Maxim’s Hot 100 list don’t actually get there, but someone’s fake girlfriend does. 
Manti Te’o is the American Mormon linebacker who last year copped a buttload of scrutiny when it came to light he had a fake girlfriend. Very publicly and elaborately, poor Manti would publicly lament his “girlfriend’s” terminal illness (it was leukaemia) before she “died” at the end of last year.
Manti maintains to have met her online, and to be very upset by whoever has “hoaxed him”. Excuse me but kindly transfer those upset feelings to the trusting, empathetic public and then tell us who was hoaxed, Manti. 
Anyway, that chapter remains flimsy and unsolved. This part involves Manti’s dead girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, being touted Number 69, yo, on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. She doesn’t actually have a face, heartbeat or toenails, remember, so her avatar stands as the simple black bikini you see above.Poor Manti. Just as everyone was starting to forget…
Check out the full Maxim Hot 100 list here
*I am not sure what is even meant by that.

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