Nollsie Fans React To His Charges Getting Dropped W/ Yet More A+ Roasting

As you may have heard, your mate and ours Shannon Noll had his assault charges from that awkward Crazy Horse incident thrown out of court yesterday. And he’s bloody stoked, as you would be. 
Can the citizens of the Australian internet leave well enough alone and let the man enjoy his freedom in peace?
Please enjoy the cream of the comment crop on Nollsie’s victory photo, all of which follows the now-classic formula of [off-colour sex joke] + [extremely Ocker version of “just joking”] + [request for Nollsie to return obscure borrowed household item because commenter’s wife/partner is some form of humorously annoyed] + [string of Australiana farewells].
Observe:
We’re all really happy for you, Nollsie. Sorry that this is the only way we know how to show it.
Image: Facebook. 

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