Miranda Kerr Reveals Beauty Secrets, Orlando Bloom’s Foot Fetish


‘Business, woman’ in whom you’ve already shown considerable interest by virtue of clicking this, Miranda Kerr assumes the lotus position and talks shop with the elfen founder of Into The GlossEmily Weiss, in an interview posted today on the latter’s beauty blog. 
The insightful tête-à-tête not only goes some way to debunking the secrets of Kerr’s perennially flawless appearance but also exposes her husband Orlando Bloom’s fetishistic penchant for feet. 
Speaking toward the daily essentials every gal hoping to emulate Kerr’s bless’d steez should be packin’ at all times, Miranda says that while GUM toothpicks “are a must”, tweezers and scissors are infinitely more important as “I’m really a freak about my nails. Orlando and I share a nail thing – he has a bit of a foot fetish. I like OPI’s Koala Beary on my nails. It’s not organic, but sometimes I just do it.” 
Other insights gleaned from the glossy exterior of Kerr’s treatise on treating yourself right include:
  • The KORA Organics lab in Australia is a rose quartz crystal wonderland; words like ‘love’, ‘joy’, and ‘peace’ are painstakingly etched into the back of every bottle of lemon air to “give intention to the [sentient?] products”.
  • Eyebrow gel is a thing that not only exists but is also very useful for keeping your wily eyebrows in place.
  • Rosehip oil is the secret ingredient Miranda used to preserve her stretch-mark-free business assets before, during, and after birthing her son Flynn, who is not only my style icon but whose education provides Miranda with the motivation to continue modelling. “I don’t have a single stretch mark – I had a ten-pound baby!” says Kerr. ¯_(-_-)_/¯ 
  • “I don’t really wear perfume, but I love sandalwood and essential oils” says Mandy K, before a photo in the accompanying slideshow reveals some nine (9) bottles of perfume sitting atop a gilded tray.  
  • “My eyes have been burned by flash bulbs twice at photo shoots—like blisters on my eyes—so I try to keep them lubricated now.”
The more you know.

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