Miranda Kerr Is The Cherubic New Face Of H&M

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February 4, 2014

With a shared tendency for discharging gallon upon gallon of hot air as well as a mutual propensity for the kind of endearing dimples that make David Beckham’s dat ass such a fitting label spokesperson, Miranda Kerr makes for another apt addition to the stable of cherubic faces who have signed on to front a Spring Fashion Campaign for the imminent retail stalwart Hennes & Mauritz, or H&M.

News of Kerr’s appointment as a foreign dignitary to the Swedish High Street was announced this evening; presumably for the love of medium-range basic casual clothing and designer collaborations and not for the cray Benjis.

Good things come in tee-hees.