Megan Fox And Cristiano Ronaldo Replace The Beckhams

Actress Megan Fox and Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo will replace Victoria and David Beckham respectively as the new ambassadors of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans.

So instead of wearing next to nothing under the guise of “acting”, Megan Fox will now generate income by just wearing next to nothing. They’re quite similar if you think about it. Both mediums utilize Fox’s photogenic figure to cause momentarily hormonal blindness and coerce humanoids to part with cash. In fact, it’s easier this way. There are no lines to remember, no Directors to focus her air-headed wrath upon and the come-hither gaze is a transferable job skill in an industry that doesn’t require good pole-work or fly-opening technique.

According to WWD “Giorgio Armani has tapped Megan Fox to feature in the new Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns…The new Armani images featuring Fox will start running worldwide in January. Last week, Armani signed soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo to be in the men’s Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns. Unlike the Beckhams, Ronaldo and Fox will not appear in any of the images together.

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