Get hype all you ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ fans, cause 2017 is looking to be the year of the Lohanaissance, with ‘Mean Girls‘ star and possible Turkish propaganda tool Lindsay Lohan continuing to drop a bunch of new projects, the latest of which is a new Goop-style lifestyle and beauty site called Preemium.

Announced yesterday via her Twitter, Lohan wants you to cough up $2.99 a month for the very Gwnethey site, set to offer VIP access to her “exclusive world, behind the scenes footage and much more!” So juicy insight like this perhaps:

Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Chuck Her $3 A Month For New Goop-Style Site

Whilst it wasn’t too long ago that the only advice you’d expect from Li-Lo would be on what brand of menthol cigarette pairs best with jewelry theft, the past few years have seen a cleaned up Lohan presenting a much more polished/woke vibe via her socials, so expect more of that or, in her own words:’


“I will give you access to all my exclusive content and tell you all my secrets and breaking news before anyone else. You will get personal diaries, video updates, exclusive personal photos, fashion and beauty tutorials, shopping guides, behind the scenes content, my favorite products and much more. To get an all-access pass to my life, Preemium is must-have for all my fans and followers.”

Secrets hey? Maybe she’ll finally reveal what ever happened to her twin sister who co-starred with her in 1998’s ‘The Parent Trap’. That shit’s been bugging me for years. 

Before you drop your hard earned 3 bucks a month on that sweet Lohan content though, head to the site for a preview of sorts, with the first few exclusive posts on display, albeit blurred up, but if you squint a bit, you get a pretty good idea of whats going down. 

Besides getting Goopy with it, Lohan is also set to appear alongside fellow ginge Rupert Grint, in the upcoming British show ‘Sick Note’. Sick one Linds.

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