Lara Bingle and Sam Worthington Face Life-Changing Consequences Of Unprotected Sex

Please keep Lara Bingle Worthington née Bingle and Sam Worthington in your prayers. 
One time – one time! That’s all it takes – they had unprotected sex and now they have to own up to the consequences of their craven lustfulness: they’ve [allegedly, reportedly] had a baby.
According to the veritable font of knowledge about Lara Bingle Worthington’s cervix, Woman’s Day, several sources close to the couple (but not so close that they wouldn’t rat their friends out to the Australian tabloid media, whom Bingle ~literally~ moved overseas to escape) have confirmed that Bingle, 27, has birthed unto the world a child at Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre, which is where North West was born. Irrelevant, but still a fun, true fact.
Writes Woman’s Day:
Excitement has been bubbling over amongst the couple’s close friends, with several telling Woman’s Day that Lara, 27, has had the pair’s eagerly awaited bub in Los Angeles. A source close to the pair says they have welcomed a beautiful baby boy! 

It is unknown what the pair have decided to name their newborn son, who was born at Cedars-Sinai hospital.
This is Worthington’s first endeavour that [ostensibly] isn’t helmed by James Cameron and Bingle’s first side project that will require regular, if not constant, attention. Her ‘Where the bloody hell are ya?’ campaign turns ten next year.
We’re all growing up so fast these days.

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