Lady Gaga & Beyonce’s Stylist Is Putting Out An IKEA Range Perf For Weirdos

IKEA, once the go-to budget furniture store whose maze-like layout you’d brave for equal measures of cheap wooden bookshelves, over rated, shitty meatballs (whatever, fight me) and relationship-ending blow ups, has over the past few years ventured out into new territory such as affordable artfestival swag and now, in a new collection from celebrity stylist Bea Åkerlund, top-hats to ice your champagne in.

I don’t know about you, but when I’m sipping on my $5 Passion Pop in my dilapidated inner-city terrace house, the first thing I generally think of is “fuck I wish I had an ice bucket shaped as a top-hat right about now”.
Yep, that’ll do it.
Praise be to Åkerlund for solving said issue, with the fashion stylist behind such iconic lewks as Gaga’s ‘Papparazzi’ outfit, Madonna’s superbowl steez and ~that~ yellow dress from Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’, set to launch this exact item as well as several other kooky IKEA statement pieces, the exact uses of which this writer struggles to fathom.
Gaze, for example, upon this mutant demon hand, seemingly reaching out from the corner of your basement, ready to clutch you by the throat and pull you into its untold hell dimension for all eternity. Also, I guess you could hang a coat on it…
“I must have your blood… or a couple of hats, whatever’s easiest.”
Sick of that white plinth in your oversized warehouse just standing there, naked, mocking you in all its ungarnished filth? Here’s a throw that will fit exactly over it! Why does it have scissors on it? Shut up, that’s why.
Hide your shame you dumb plinth!

Elsewhere in the upcoming range, set to hit Aussie IKEAs next year, is a cushion shaped like a lip, and a giant marquee light shaped like the letter ‘B’, to hang on your bathroom door during parties, I guess.
Admittedly Bea has said her designs are open for interpretaion, saying “Really, my glass hat that I made, you could do whatever you want with it. You could fill it with apples and oranges, or you could use it as a champagne cooler, or whatever you want it to be or whatever your imagination wants it to be.”
Folks, you know EXACTLY where we’re going with this one:
Yep.

The Omedelbar range will be available sometime next year, for probably too much money.

Images: IKEA.

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