What The Absolute Fuck Is Going On With Kylie Jenner’s Floor-Length Braid

Beauty mogul and mega-influencer Kylie Jenner has just debuted a new look on her Instagram and frankly, I have some questions.

The 22-year-old took to Instagram on Sunday evening to share a poolside snap, in true Kylie Jenner fashion.

“self control,” she captioned the post, alongside a photo of her with a floor-length braid.

Is this a Na’vi cosplay from James Cameron’s hit 2009 film Avatar?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NTlpAnazt/?utm_source=ig_embed

The post amassed a whopping 4,344,000+ likes in just 12 hours, which I imagine is a normal Monday morning in the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Fans flocked to the comments section with some mixed reactions, with some calling her “Rapunzel,” while others thought it “looks like a dried up rat tail.”

Honestly, I just have some questions.

For starters, why the absolute fuck is she wearing sneakers with swimwear? What is this trend? I hate it. Please make it stop

I’m not quite sure what sort of self-control she’s exercising here, but it’s surely not the self-control needed to tell your hairdresser that your extensions are long enough.

Why is the braid seven metres long?

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I feel like this is an OH&S issue and the Keeping Up With The Kardashian producers would cop a nasty lawsuit if her braid got caught in the pool filter. I know safety probably isn’t her top concern when it comes to getting that hot ‘gram photo, but I am concerned.

Is she trying to channel her inner Na’vi from the hit 2009 film Avatar? Is she going to make bebe number two by connecting her tail with Travis Scott?

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Travis Scott, please have tail sex with me.

I’m calling it now, this is going to be the next big festival trend and we’ll all be tripping over a sea of floor-length braids by the time Splendour In The Grass rolls around. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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