MOM & DAD: Kylie Jenner’s Hit The 2018 Met Gala Red Carpet W/ Travis Scott

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In news that could only have been made better if they’d brought along baby Stormi dressed as a small cheruby angel, Kylie Jenner‘s made her red carpet return at the 2018 Met Gala and she’s on the arm of her baby-daddy, Travis Scott.

Their outfits are borza as all SHIT but hey, she’s got a baby to… manage. Do you manage babies? Can you tell I am nowhere near a level in which anyone should put a baby in me? Anyway, whatever you do to make babies… grow… (I think you feed them and let them sleep) Kylie’s been doing it, so let’s give her a break on the zesty outfit front, yeah?

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I mean the theme was ‘Heavenly Bodies’ and I see absolutely no serving up of angels, demons, saints, popes or anything remotely related to said theme. BUT they’re a hot couple and they’re famous and like I said, GOTTA MANAGE THAT BABY SO IT GROWS.

Pause for one second to discuss Kylie’s useless, completely ridiculous bejewelled lense glasses.

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Jewelled? Chain glasses? I can’t tell but either way girl cannot see through them so why are they there. You have no idea how annoying accessories that don’t work are to me. See also – visors (your SCALP IS GOING TO BURN), extremely tiny bags, knuckle duster rings.

Anyway, they did all the loved up for the cameras shit, as was to be expected. This shot in particular tickles me.

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LOL, Kylie. She’s like “yes Travis good and work it, WORK IT, give the people the cutesy love shot they want, yesssss babey”. Kris Jenner‘s creaming her jeans over how much press this moment is getting.

Here’s Kylie solo. THAT TRAIN.

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How many people do you reckon trip on people’s trains at the Met each year, you reckon? I’m putting money on 10.