Kendall Jenner’s Bday Party Puts Your Weekend Into Rather Harsh Perspective

Less than a week after the Kardashian’s OTT Halloween celebrations, Kendall Jenner went all-out, once again, for her 23rd birthday party – because, if there’s one thing we know about the Kardashian/Jenners, it’s that they don’t do things in halves.

The fam’s insanely extra Halloween costumes are a case in point:

But we digress.

Over the weekend, a slew of Kendall’s closes pals, including Bella Hadid and Joan Smalls, throw their supermodel mate one hell of a birthday.

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Things started out tame enough, with a ~leisurely~ bike riding around New York City:

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Just LOOK at how happy she is:

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As the day progressed, the group then hit up a NYC apartment, where Ken’s mates surprised her with a homemade cake and balloon animals:

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It all looks wholesome enough, right?

But it wasn’t long before things got v. extra, as the squad left pres for a night of karaoke. Their mode of transport? A private hire party bus:

When they arrived at the venue, the crew hit up the karaoke booth, singing some absolute toonz by Whitney Houston and Alicia Keys to JoJo.

Um, can we take a second to talk about Ken’s caption? Her footage of the singing was overlaid with a line which reads, “We’re very much sober”.

We get it, you’re cool Kendall. No need to shove it in our face, okay?

But seriously, they look like they’re having the time of their life.

Actual footage of me watching this footage:

After the whole shebang was over, Ken then made her way onwards and upwards (literally), in a private jet:

Ah to be young, famous and rich as heck.

Safe to say, we cannot relate.