Kanye West Responds To The Small Slide Memes With Too Much Jandal To Handle

Kanye West has responded to criticism of the dinky little flip-flops he wore at 2 Chainz‘ wedding by apparently commissioning the largest slides ever created.

Seriously, look at these plushy fuckers:

are the slides big enough ???????????????????? pic.twitter.com/3sVRpSzHyj

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 30, 2018

And another look at the jumbo footwear:

???????????????? pic.twitter.com/wvIdZzAD3M

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 30, 2018

In case you missed it, the Yeezy designer copped flak from fans and vaguely interested gawkers over the slides, which he wore alongside a typically glam Kim Kardashian.

#KanyeWest got prison slides on at a wedding pic.twitter.com/znXhunA7Km

— Trell (@Sidney7725) August 19, 2018

#KanyeWest that suit is ???? but are you sure you didn’t have those yeezy slides in the next size up? ???? #yeezys pic.twitter.com/UhMxDtqhKl

— Lyric (@LyricsFiyah) August 19, 2018

Ye also responded to the critics by informing them he was simply wearing ’em in the style of traditional Japanese footwear. So, uh, take that, you unwashed plebs.

The Japanese way pic.twitter.com/n1TUsVOJkA

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 28, 2018

The flip-flop thing is hardly the only recent fun West has had with his beloved line of footwear. He also announced that Yeezy will introduce a line of glow-in-the-dark Yeezy Boost 350s, just because his daughter North West was hyped on the idea.

Fun Fact- I was bribing North to wear her butter 350’s by saying they glow in the dark. However, she made me turn off the lights to test it. She caught me lying but Kanye was on speaker phone & said don’t worry I will make them ???? https://t.co/rvgQejsaHH

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 29, 2018

Must be nice being the goddamn Willy Wonka of hypebeast footwear, hey?

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