Welcome back to Twitter, Kanye West. We’ve missed your nonsensical ramblings and wild statements that you then retract or change!
Kanye being back on Twitter means we’re copping some excellent reveals that seemingly land out of literal nowhere – today we’ve gotten a double album announce – and a shitload of repulsive YEEZY’s.
Okay, okay – they’re not all repulsive. Here are some previously unreleased ‘transparent’ YEEZY 350:
I would like those on my feetsies immediately, thanks. There’s also this array of pastel heaven:
These pastel YEEZY 500’s. Which are… heading toward foultown but I’m not opposed to ’em.
Now let us descend into madness. Here’s his new YEEZY slides.
Excuse me, I just threw up my breakfast burrito into the wastepaper basket. What are those abominations? Are they for gardening only? Can’t I just steal my nan’s special patio shoes. Did these form in a marsh pit full of tears and sadness. Okay I’m done – here’s… god knows what the hell this is.
It looks like in Alien when the aliens sit on people’s faces and control them, for some reason. To me.
We will venture into worse territory with this equally alien-like sneak.
What are THOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEE *dies*.
And finally, some of you may say these are fine. I say burn them with unholy fire and then bury them 400 feet underground, and alert the worms they are there and ask the worms to eat them, then burn the worms.
Get that plastic chair shoe away from me before I hurt someone.