@DavidNelsonNews Him: hi, would you like to….
Her: *interrupts* I can’t, I’m suddenly dead— LoLa (@lolalissaa) April 27, 2017
“Females may only behave in this way if male harassment is intense.”
Have done this at bars https://t.co/dmccU0pHom
— Jenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch) April 27, 2017
I just found out that female dragonflies will fake sudden death to avoid males and honestly I’ve never related more to anything in my life
— Ragen ?? (@RagenEggert) April 27, 2017
@DavidNelsonNews “Hey, I noticed how flawless your wings were. Your beaut…….. FAM.. You good???”
*me* pic.twitter.com/R1BxzR9ndc— Rubenesque Bitch (@AyeCeeWhy) April 27, 2017
lmaooooo wow niggas is universally annoying. female dragonflies faking their death to curve a nigga https://t.co/JEF3b1J8sM
— 7 GOD (@iiBreakNecks) April 28, 2017
Guys, just be glad when she says she already came with someone. https://t.co/HbVXaAluiS
— Tony Pizza (@trivialtony) April 30, 2017
@DavidNelsonNews now we’re gonna get a dragonfly emoji
— ??Run The Rules?? (@steaks) April 27, 2017
This study about female dragonflies who pretend to drop dead when unwanted suitors come along is the most relatable thing I’ve read all day
— Maddie Stone (@themadstone) April 27, 2017