OKAY OKAY OKAY – PAUSE.
Before we begin here, we need to remind y’all that leaked festival line-ups ain’t fact. So this, as with all ‘leaks’, is speculation, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t share this exciting report with you.
Now, someone sent us this apparently ‘leaked’ poster for FOMO Festival 2017, and we’ll be damned if we didn’t let out a collective squeal over it.
Because, IF TRUE, this lineup is 
DOPE AS HELL .
DOPE AS HELL . Here you go:
Did you poop yourself in excitement? Because we nearly did.
In case your eyes are bad, that list again is:
JUSTICEDESIIGNERDIPLO (DJ SET)LITTLE DRAGONDJ SNAKERYAN HEMSWORTHDUKE DUMONTMURA MASACHAINSMOKERSGOLDEN FEATURESEMPIRE OF THE SUNGEORGE MAPLEFLOSSTRADAMUSGG MAGREE
As you might already be aware, FOMO decided to go big this year, expanding from a Brisbane-exclusive festival to Sydney and Adelaide – so you *know* they’d wanna impress with a killer bill.
But there are also quite solid indications this poster might not be 100% legit:
– A line-up of that nature would be worth well over $2.5m, which seems pretty impossible for a local festy in its second year.
– Desiigner is spelt wrong. Derp.
– A spokesperson for promoters BBE told PEDESTRIAN.TV:
“Some of those acts are BBE acts, but we can’t really say anything else at the moment. We will be announcing the lineup very soon though.”
Summer is coming, Australia.
Photo: Supplied.
