A windswept Megan Gale barely conceals her terror as she steps into the well-worn butt groove previously inhabited by Demi Moore, Cindy Crawford, Brooke Shields, Monica Bellucci (twice) and Claudia Schiffer – hell, even Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera and Paula Patton have done this – by appearing nude, heavily preggers and in profile on the cover of Marie Claire’s May issue. If it ain’t broke.
On a scale of one to ten – one being the most chill, ten being the most fearfully surprised one can convey on the spectrum of twenty-one distinct emotional categories we’re capable of registering, according to researchers at Ohio State University – how terrified does the radiant Gale look on this, “her most intimate” cover ever?
Would read ‘How Kale Got Cool: The Gwyneth Effect’ though.
The May issue of Marie Claire is available now.
