Ah, Supreme. You never fail to deliver when it comes to supremely (sorry) fucked accessories, do you.

Every year, the streetwear brand skater bois know and love drops a bunch of accessories that are basically the brand taking the complete piss – last year for example, they logo’d up an actual brick. A… brick. Not even a cool, red and white brick or anything – just a brown brick with Supreme written on it.

Brick ???? Oliver Payne

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This season, the accessories range from the actually not bad – like this ‘Fuck the President’ keychain:

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

And this chair, which is so minimally branded even a Supreme hater could easily work it into their lounge room:

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

One that’s really garnering some serious attention is this Fender Stratocaster:

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

Then there’s utterly useless and absolutely overpriced, like this shovel:

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

These absolutely, definitely overpriced chopsticks:

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

And, in what might be the most useless accessory release yet, a wad of (most likely fake) $100 bills. WHY.

Here’s A Squiz At Supreme’s AW17 Accessories In All Their Useless Glory

Check out the entire accessories drop on the Supreme site here.

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