Greyhound Racing Report TL;DR? Mike Baird Just Summarised Its Worst Bits

Five days after unfurling a defence of New South Wales‘ impending greyhound racing ban on Facebook, the state’s premier Mike Baird has condensed his reasoning into a 14-point Twitter bombardment. 

His FB debunking reassured punters the ban was justified due to the contents of a scathing inquiry into the industry. This time around, Baird has plucked TL;DR excerpts from that very same report, to really demonstrate the systemic and irreconcilable cruelty within the industry. 

In a slew of posts, Baird manages to address the cruelty, obfuscation, and dire financial realities endemic to the industry. Policy justifications via Twitter? Sure, it’s questionable in theory, astounding in practice:

But wait, there’s more. 

 

Christ.

Swiftly following up that litany of anti-racing reasoning, Baird again said those who are currently enmeshed in the industry will be offered assistance during the shutdown period:

The Tweets end with a pledge to push through the relevant legislation when parliament resumes, and an assurance it’ll pass. That’s quite possibly the only redeeming feature of the entire screed, TBQH. 

If you’re interested / mentally and emotionally prepared, you can read the full report here. Bonus: If you’re even curious about giving one of these fantastic pups a new home once their racing days are over, have a gander right here.  

Source: Mike Baird / Twitter.
Photo: Matthias Hangst / Getty. 

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