“Who is it in the press that tweets @ me? I hear a tongue, shriller than all Justin Bieber music, cry “@KevinRuddMP!” Speak, Kevin is turn’d to hear” is a tweet Shakespeare would’ve written were he a political journalist reporting from Canberra in the last week; provided that the idea of Twitter, let alone a phone or the Internet, didn’t send him into cardiac arrest. It would receive at least 49 RTs.
— Kevin Rudd (@KRuddMP) February 28, 2013
Scouring Rudd’s feed, one then stumbles upon this cryptic missive from the last day of 2012, a similarly as auspicious date. Never one to go against his word, let alone his New Years Reolutions, Kevin now has little choice but to stand by his unbreakable vow to do whatever it is he thinks will make Oz a better place.KR, even if that means painfully opening old wounds using a spoon fashioned into a knife, just like the one he pocketed from the leprechaun dinner:
And as for New Years reolutions? Hmm. Exercise more. Eat less. Think more. Swear less. And do everything I can to make Oz a better place.KR
— Kevin Rudd (@KRuddMP) December 31, 2012
Both Gillard and Rudd have failed to show at a breakfast at Parliament House this morning which either means something or nothing
— Caroline Overington (@overingtonc) March 19, 2013