The cult of Farmers Union Iced Coffee is as strong as it is milky and full of the delicious brown bean, and now there’s a bloody uniform for you all to wiggle your way into. If you’ve ever wanted to look like a carton of South Australia‘s finest brewed bean drink, then you’re in luck.

First we had Victoria Bitter and Melbourne Bitter slapping their iconic logos onto slick merch, and the iced coffee kings of Australia have released a very snug-lookin’ range of shirts, jumpers, dad hats, and beanies with the classic Farmers Union logo on the front.

The good gear starts at $35, and goes up to $65 for a hoodie, which is a pretty good get if you ask me.

Check out some of my faves below, because lord knows that I have a deep desire for that white milk carton shirt.

White Carton tee, $35
Knitted Beanie, $35
Classic Tee, $35
Unisex Classic Sweater, $65
Blue Vintage Cap, $35

I don’t know why a bunch of classic brands are suddenly putting out a whole new era of merch but I’m a billion percent here for it. Farmers Union gear is red hot, and I wish to drape myself in all of it like some kind of dairy queen.

You can check out the full range of threads over at the website and if anything, you’ve got yourself sorted if you somehow end up with an Adelaide mate in this year’s Secret Santa/Kris Kringle.

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