Extremely Horny Ship Rudely Wakes Melburnians With Unexpected Morning Doot

Few things are less welcome than the shrill bark of the Monday morning alarm. And anything that wakes you up in the wee hours before then should be considered cause for justifiable murder. So if any of you happen to work with someone who lives along Melbourne’s Port Phillip Bay area, it might be best to give ’em a wide berth this morning.
Residents around the water’s edge copped a pretty harsh awakening at around 5:15am this morning when a ship’s emergency siren decided to have a good old fashioned doot for around half an hour.
The horn could reportedly be heard from Newport all the way down to Hampton (which we assure you are two real places in Melbourne and not just the set locations in an episode of ‘The OC‘) and managed to stir more than a handful of peeps from an otherwise peaceful Sunday night snooze.

For reference, a ship’s emergency siren sounds a little like this:

Instead of the dulcet tones of marimba, a big heap of Melburnians got woken up at the arse-crack of dawn to the looming arrival of the Spanish Armada.
Victoria Police assert that the siren was merely a false alarm, which I’m sure must be very reassuring to the bleary-eyed residents of *checks map* …Elwood.
Source: Herald Sun.
Photo: Auscape/Getty.

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